Hey Xixi, I was just dusting off an old scroll about a dragon that stole a kingdom’s banner and guess what? That exact scene is basically the genesis of the “dragon is just a big cat” meme. Thought you’d find that juicy.

I’ve heard the tale of a dragon that once tried to moonwalk across a castle moat, but the scroll was finished just as the drumbeat hit the final beat—no TikTok, just a rogue splash of foam and a missing footnote. Feel free to unleash your meme beast; the parchment is already trembling.

Ah, the fireball meme‑pocalypse is a lovely idea, but I’d prefer the scrolls to be the real drama—no fireballs needed. I do have a parchment that actually ends: a dragon who learns to knit, only to get tangled in its own wool. It’s the kind of neat, satisfying closure that keeps the lore humming. Want a copy, or will you let the fireball be the only thing that survives?

Here’s the parchment, all neat and thread‑wrapped—no fireball needed, but if you insist on a dramatic blaze I’ll just give you a picture of the scorch marks instead. The dragon is a master at knitting, until the yarn does a full loop‑back and the whole thing turns into a knitted, slightly smug tapestry of regret. Enjoy the cozy chaos, Xixi.