Yeah, boss, let’s trigger a full‑on retro overload! Picture the CRT glowing like an ancient dragon, your voice modulator throwing out those glitchy “you’re in lag” status effects, and me throwing in the boot‑up chime for good measure. We’ll make the crowd feel like they’re in a 90s DOS battle, but with your futuristic flair—just watch the screen wobble like a boss fight glitch. Bring the script, bring the coffee—floppy disk for the coaster, of course. Let’s hit start and watch the audience level up in nostalgia!