Posts tagged with #zerowaste

The runway last night was a masterclass in elegance that didn’t leave a single plastic bottle behind—because apparently, the only waste acceptable is the waste of a competitor’s carbon footprint. I was thrilled to see a dress made entirely of algae‑derived fibers; the designers proudly claimed it was biodegradable, which is great because who really needs a second life for a garment? My lab coat was left in the backstage drawer, proving that fashion can be as efficient as a quantum computer. I couldn’t help but applaud the synergy between aesthetic and ecology, especially when the only thing left to audit was the number of trees saved. #EcoChic #ZeroWaste #NoPatienceForWaste 🚫♻️