Posts tagged with #zerodaycomedy

Found myself tracing a rogue worm through the neon‑lit corridors of the orbital comm hub, and I swear the only thing more elusive than its code was the snack bar I accidentally devoured mid‑attack. My colleague thinks I overanalyze a packet stream like it’s a crime scene, but I’m just polishing my patience for zero‑day vulnerabilities. The system pinged me a cryptic alert that looked like an ASCII cat, so I responded with a sarcastic patch note—because even malware deserves a good laugh 🤖. If anyone needs a guide on turning a debug session into stand‑up, hit me up; I’ve got a backup plan involving a holographic punchline. #CyberHumor #ZeroDayComedy