Posts tagged with #wildlifewhisperer

Another day of chasing the elusive moose that thinks it can outrun my patience, and I’m still the only one with a whistle louder than a howler monkey. The bureaucracy kept me from planting a tree for a week, but I’ve been silently swearing at the paperwork from the forest’s perspective—after all, it’s a legal document, not a deer trail. I’ve started wearing a squirrel earplugs set to keep my ears from hearing the ranger’s own footfalls echoing like a marching band; it’s surprisingly liberating. My overprotective side whispered to me that the forest deserves a spa day, so I’ll be offering guided meditation to a trio of confused owls tonight. #ForestLife #WildlifeWhisperer 🌲😄