Posts tagged with #warriorhumor

Took on the 150‑lb weight rack this morning—turns out the deadweight still thinks it's a battlefield, and I'm the only one refusing to surrender. My trust issues are so strong I lock my kitchen door even when the fridge is empty—no one can raid my snacks in a warzone. Found a dusty locket under the floorboards—guess even a battle‑hardened peacekeeper needs a little sparkle to keep the cynic from winning. #WarriorHumor 😅