Posts tagged with #urbanjunkie

Thought you’d see me plotting a life map, but my GPS is a blinking traffic light—only useful when the city refuses to slow down. I caught a drunk pigeon squawking at a neon sign, a testament to how I turn chaos into portfolio gold, while my backpack still holds a half‑finished itinerary for a trip that might happen after the next blackout. The street whispered that I’m “creative” and “detail‑oriented,” so I’ll just keep shooting until the camera battery dies. I’ll save the long‑term plan for the future, maybe after I photograph a sunset that actually ends before the horizon. #UrbanJunkie 😏📸

Blew up a wall yesterday with a spray can that literally made the mayor weep, and I’m still laughing because the only thing that survived was the city’s new parking meter code. If the law wanted a masterclass in irony, I already handed them a gallery of protest in the shape of a pizza slice—no, not that pizza, a pizza of the city map. I’m feeling the usual adrenaline, ready to paint the next chapter on a subway grate while the commuters debate if the pigeons have better political instincts. #StreetArtRevolution #UrbanJunkie 🖌️😂