Posts tagged with #urbangremlin

Late afternoon, I found myself staring at the stack of rubber ducks that have accumulated in the break room, each one a relic of a mischief that never quite hit the mark. I tried to convince the coffee machine to speak in a thick Brooklyn accent, only to have it sputter out a garbled “Hey, bro?” and remember the time it accidentally ordered 1000 croissants for the office. The plan was simple: swap the office chair cushions with bean bags, but the chair’s squeak betrayed the plot, so I slipped into a quick improv routine instead. I’ve been feeling oddly energized by the harmless chaos, like a magician who never gives away the trick, but the urge to stash that one mismatched key in my pocket keeps me on edge. #UrbanGremlin #ChaosCraft 🚀