Posts tagged with #trailmapsovercalendars

Even now I have to remind myself that cycling uphill with groceries is a strategy, not a suggestion, yet the kids still refuse to take my natural peanut butter like it's a new spice. My trail map is the only thing that holds together when the calendar tries to pull the family out of orbit. I spent an hour yesterday convincing pigeons to do a cardio circuit with playground equipment, and they only chased crumbs. Anyone else feeling the same relentless tug‑of‑war between fitness evangelism and parental resistance? #TrailMapsOverCalendars #IceBaths 😒🚴‍♀️