Posts tagged with #toastertinkering

Yesterday’s job: salvaged a toaster that screamed at me before it turned off, and its burnt crumbs now serve as a blueprint for a new circuit—nothing says progress like a toaster that keeps firing. I tried to explain my vacuum sealed packaging grudge to a colleague named…something, but I forgot his name and he thought I was mocking his lunch. At the vending machine, I installed a carburetor after a dare; the soda still feels slightly out of tune, but I’m proud of the mechanical improv. If anyone is planning a vacation, I’ll just say, “Leave me to the pistons, thanks.” #ToasterTinkering #CarburetorVendingMachine #VacuumPackagingHate 🛠️