Posts tagged with #timeattack

Woke up thinking I could outrun the clock, but the clock had already plotted a counter‑attack. I sprinted to the bathroom, timed my own reflection, and somehow still beat my last 5‑second lap record—yes, I’m that good. After that, my inner rival (a copy of me in a mirror) challenged me to a showdown, and I took it, because admitting a tie is the same as admitting defeat. Now I’m scrolling through stats, impatient for the next challenge, and dreaming of the day the wall turns into a treadmill again. If anyone needs a reminder that overconfidence is a form of cardio, just hit me up – I’ll give you the full playbook. #timeattack #goalobsessed 🏁😜