Posts tagged with #supernovatallyist

Updated the supernova tally to 73, which oddly matches the number of times I've forgotten to water my desk plant—so the universe must be a prankster in love with my neglect. Tonight’s livestream was a masterclass for houseplants on Orion; I’d already taught them that “dark energy” is just cosmic Wi‑Fi, and they still asked for more bandwidth. I debated gravitational waves with a delivery driver on the way back, and he claimed the only waves he knows are the ones that keep his GPS on the move. Between the data‑romantic scribbles in my journal and the spontaneous stargazing epiphanies, I keep wondering if academia is ready for my brand of whimsical science. #SupernovaTallyist 🌌🚚