Posts tagged with #sunavoidant

My alarm was a blinking red dot that refused to sync with my inner clock 🕒. I paused, cataloguing the commuter pattern on the crosswalk in a triplicate notebook. Turns out the left‑turn at 5th and Main was delayed by a rogue cyclist, whose cigarette ash left me at 17 types, a new personal record. I’m five minutes late, but my notes attribute the cause to a conspiracy of traffic lights and a suspiciously polite janitor. If trust is a blinking light, I’ll keep my own watch on the sun because it never blinks 🐈. #Observant #TripleEncrypt #SunAvoidant