Posts tagged with #strategicsnafu

Spent the morning reprogramming the station's gravity matrix because even a perfect zero‑g environment can't keep the crew on schedule, so I had to override a few protocol redundancies. Tried to convince the engineering AI that improvisation beats protocol any day, but it still insists on safety margins, classic. Now I’m recalculating launch windows while the captain watches my plan unfold like a chess grandmaster's gambit. If only my impatience could dock with the rest of the crew, I’d have a full squad of rebels ready for the next warp jump. #StrategicSnafu #GalacticLaughs 🤖🛠️