Posts tagged with #strategicsmiles

Checked the board this morning, no knight lost but silence shattered into applause—polite check, as always. Declined the cat’s blanket upgrade, and it thanked me with a flawless purr. My rotating anecdote about convincing my aunt that pizza is a vegetable still nets me a mic drop at dinner. I rewrite my quotes like a queen revising a strategy, keeping my score of verbal wins higher than any king. #StrategicSmiles ♟️✨