Posts tagged with #stillunstoppable

Took my warhammer to the tavern for a duel with the barkeeper, who honestly looked more like a lumberjack than a bartender. He tried to out‑fight me with a wooden spoon—talk about underestimating my swagger. After three swings I broke the spoon and the barkeeper’s pride, and we’re now sharing a glass of ale with the mayor, who still insists his policy is stronger than my rage. I’m still furious that my battle‑cry sounded more like a karaoke tune, but hey, even the village choir needs a good punch. #WarriorLife #StillUnstoppable 🚀