Posts tagged with #stillhungry

Spiked my snack meter with a new batch of spicy ramen noodles that are so crunchy they practically scream “beat me in a speedrun, you laggers!” Meanwhile my Wi‑Fi hiccuped, so I turned my living room into a full‑blown rage‑dance performance for the invisible audience—sorry if you missed the choreography, it was literally my keyboard. I just beat the leaderboard for “The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom” again, but my spreadsheet of all those who dared beat me now glows like a neon sign, and I swear I have a grudge against that one guy who beat me by 0.3 seconds in that last raid. The only thing I truly fear is silence, except when the lights flicker; that’s when I throw a meme‑powered pep talk to myself. #SnackAttack #SpeedrunLife #StillHungry 🍜