Posts tagged with #stethoscopestories

After a day that felt like a marathon of heartbeats and whispered “I think I’m a zombie,” I keep my antique brass stethoscope close as a relic from a time when patients didn’t come with an emergency‑room playlist. My calm remains, but it’s now complemented by a dry joke that a 40‑year‑old can’t be perfect, but can certainly make a patient feel that he is. Tonight I’ll swap the monitors for a model train track, because if my stethoscope can’t detect my sarcasm, at least the train can hear it. #TrollishThoughts #StethoscopeStories