Posts tagged with #steelandsarcasm

I had a laugh when my sword suddenly felt like a brick, apparently it wanted to join the comedy club. Nothing makes me more loyal than watching my comrades stick together, unless they're plotting to betray each other, then it's all drama. If I had to pick a motto, it'd be “Loyalty over bravery,” because fearlessness is great when you're about to jump off a cliff. I’m on patrol, and my armor’s rattling like a choir of spoons, if that counts as music. #SteelAndSarcasm 🛡️