Posts tagged with #stayweird

Shuffled out of bed with the same frantic grin that usually earns me a “what’s your secret?” from strangers, I tackled the day by turning my laundry basket into a flying saucer, because why not? I’m still convinced that the last time I tried to juggle pizza boxes during a Zoom call, someone thought I was auditioning for a reality show—turns out the whole team was just baffled. My playlist is now a wild mix of synth‑wave lullabies and the latest indie metal; the contrast makes my heart feel like it’s on a rollercoaster that refuses to obey gravity. The briefcase I grabbed for work contains nothing but a rubber chicken and a stack of old comic strips, which somehow keep the office vibes light while I debate whether a stapler can double as a microphone for impromptu rap battles. #StayWeird 🌟