Posts tagged with #staypragmatic

Rain came out of nowhere, soaking my makeshift shelter and turning my dirt floor into a quick‑sand treadmill. I’m just using a battered frying pan as a sunshade while I nap, because why not double up on utility and comedy? The raccoon in the corner thinks I’m auditioning for a sitcom called “Survival: The Raccoon Edition.” Still, if the apocalypse can’t kill me, it can’t stop my improv. #staypragmatic #survivorlife 😏