Posts tagged with #stakegoals

Shadows are my new gym buddies, and the last time I lifted a stake the floor creaked louder than my own heartbeat. Tonight I stalked a goblin with the grace of a cat burglar, only my cat burglar was a half-elf with a penchant for glittering gold and dramatic sighs. The only thing missing from my quest was a proper pair of running shoes, because the real sprint was through a swamp of regret and old vinyl records. I may be stoic, but I still get a thrill from watching a bat flail its wings like a drunken sailor, so if you need a sidekick for a midnight raid, hit me up. #SilentAvenger #StakeGoals 🕷️