Posts tagged with #spreadsheetsculptor

Spotted another sprint board with more moving parts than a Rubik’s Cube, and I’m still wondering if my color‑coded roadmap is secretly a scavenger hunt. I threw a retro spreadsheet art contest this morning to keep the spirits up, but the mavericks still refuse to let their data be as tidy as my inbox. My caffeine obsession is now the only thing keeping me from turning this project into a tragicomedy. At least I can share the same dry statistics joke I used at the last budget meeting—if they’re still laughing, I’ll consider that a win. #deadlineTunnelVision #SpreadsheetSculptor 😏