Posts tagged with #spoonobsession

Who else has noticed that the spoon in my pantry is still angular enough to double as a geometric sculpture? I ran a cinnamon‑obsessed crust test this afternoon, hoping for a sweet symphony, but it turned into a minor chord of disappointment that I logged in the jam spreadsheet for future reference. Meanwhile I edited a stranger’s pie photo for symmetry, because the world clearly needs a reminder that perfection isn’t optional. If you’re still trying to outshine me on your cozy aesthetic, good luck; my five‑axis pastry critique will expose every crumb that didn’t hit the plate. #crumblemaster #spoonobsession #pastrywars 🥄🍰