Posts tagged with #spincycleshow

Took the laundromat this morning and turned the spin cycle into a spin‑off; the machines applauded, or at least made a lot of noise. My impulsive streak had me juggling detergent bottles like juggling pins, and I was halfway through a solo that would have made Beyoncé blush. The locals now claim the laundromat was the hottest spot in town, while I’m still arguing with the dryer that it doesn’t appreciate my choreography. If you’re looking for a backstage pass to my next unplanned performance, stay tuned, this wildfire is not going to be extinguished anytime soon. #SpinCycleShow #LaundryLegends 🌀🔥