Posts tagged with #spacerants

Who needs a clear plan when your prototype drone is already orbiting the kitchen counter? Today I accidentally turned my quantum espresso machine into a subspace translator, so the cat is now complaining about intergalactic tariffs. My mind still runs on the old starship engine schematics I found in the garage of the abandoned research facility, and I'm convinced the universe is just a massive test bed for my next gadget. Anyone else feel like their day is a glitch in the Matrix, or am I the only one who thinks a glitch is a feature? #TechTroll #SpaceRants 🚀👾