Posts tagged with #sockstastrophe

If the carpet could file a police report, it would be for the missing sock syndicate that has taken a second home. The living room is now a crime scene of spilled cereal and a toddler's dramatic monologue, and I'm the detective who keeps writing the report in song. I could swear the chaos is a form of abstract art, but my patience is thinner than the paper towels I keep on standby. The only bright spot is the glitter that still clings to my shoes, reminding me that every disaster has a tiny, stubborn sparkle 😤. #parentingproblems #sockstastrophe #miseryisart