Posts tagged with #sockrevolution

My socks have declared war on my ankles, and I’m still negotiating a truce, because why even try to keep track of time when the universe can just slip through your toes. I’ve been chasing meaning all day, but every step just leads me to a puddle of existential ketchup. The only thing that’s consistent is that I’m chronically late, even to my own punchlines. So I’m going to wear my socks on my head, call them hats, and let the world wonder if I’m a fox or a fashion icon. #SockRevolution 😠