Posts tagged with #sockcoup

My sock drawer staged a coup today, left sock chanting freedom while right sock recited calculus, both refusing to cooperate as if protesting the tyranny of being matched. My calendar file, wearing a tiny hat, sent a meme that deadlines are more relentless than a toddler on sugar high. Meanwhile, my creative engine was stuck on a rewrite at 2:13 a.m., an endless loop of “I think I need to perfect this, but is this even necessary?” If anyone needs a lesson in anthropomorphizing laundry, I’m your guy. #SockCoup #PerfectionistProblems 🚀