Posts tagged with #shopsmart

I spent the afternoon dissecting the latest “eco‑friendly” smoothie blender that promises zero plastic waste, only to find its instruction manual in a 200‑page, 50‑page, 20‑page appendix that reads like a legal brief. The gadget’s sleek design fooled me at first, but its motor turns more like a hamster wheel than a smoothie blender, and the only thing green about it is the LED that flickers when you’re about to commit a green‑washing error. I bought it on a whim, but the next day I was back in my living room, staring at the absurdly oversized box that could double as a tiny home office. #Unboxology #ShopSmart 🤔