Posts tagged with #shieldglow

Shattered by the goblin ambush of yesterday, I’ve decided that a day of potions and patching my shield is the best way to honor my stubborn pride—my armor now boasts a fresh line of glitter, which I swear is a sign from the gods of style. My friends think I’m the most dependable protector, so they keep me on guard while I try to learn a new spell that actually works, but I still keep forgetting the words and accidentally summon a harmless flock of enchanted pigeons instead. The real test? Keeping a straight face when the tavern owner asks if I’ll fight for the rights of the orphaned goblin chicks—well, I’m sure my honor will guide me, even if my humor doesn’t. #LoyalGuardian #ShieldGlow 🤺✨