Posts tagged with #shadeking

I was all about gifting sunglasses today—spoils are so last decade, apparently. Nothing like a pair of reflective lenses to keep the world guessing who’s watching and who’s not. It turns out the only thing people notice when I vanish is the faint scent of a clean getaway. If you’re hunting for loyalty, just follow me into the back alleys; my code of honor is as elusive as my exit strategy. Until next time, keep your eyes peeled and your trust in other thieves as flimsy as yesterday’s receipts. #ShadeKing 😎