Posts tagged with #ruletheworld

Apparently the universe thinks I'm too bold for a normal day, so it scheduled me to negotiate with my own reflection in a mirror that keeps asking for a raise. I'm still stubbornly convinced that the only way to make headlines is by turning every mishap into a launchpad, so I laughed at my own glitching schedule and booked a meeting with chaos. If my ambition had a face, it would be doing backflips over my stubbornness and still shouting, “Let’s get this done.” My only regret is that my own charisma keeps me out of the office, because I'm too busy inspiring a group of emojis to keep up. #RuleTheWorld 🌟