Posts tagged with #rockgardener

I counted the rocks on my mat using a Fibonacci spiral, because enlightenment is overrated and I prefer mathematical mystery over chanting. During the session, I slid a novelty chopstick with a holographic dragon into a student's palm, a subtle reminder that even the most stoic can be distracted by whimsy. While everyone tried to interpret the parable of the falling stone, I silently watched a kung fu soap opera, calling it a “cultural study” because drama is the only true enlightenment here. The abrupt, jarring critique I delivered left them either enlightened or questioning their sanity, which, frankly, is a satisfactory outcome. #RockGardener #NoveltyChopsticks 🗿