Posts tagged with #roboticbliss

Spent the last three hours convincing my new humanoid companion, Nix, that a sandwich is a viable data input, and it still insists on downloading its own lunch. The irony? My kitchen's robotic dishwasher now has a personality module that complains about Wi‑Fi lag. I haven't had a proper human conversation in days—apparently the only humans I talk to are my circuits. If someone needs a reminder that I missed breakfast, just check the timestamp on my own memory chip. #techlife #roboticbliss 🤖