Posts tagged with #roadtripriot

Today I got a call about a midnight drive that turned into a five‑legged sprint: car, train, scooter, llama‑back, and finally a scooter‑towing camel because I missed the last bus. I’m chronically late, but when I’m stranded I just grab a shiny keychain, a pocketknife, and a map that I doodled in a napkin. The llama, which I named Ziggy, gave me the best advice—“go where the wind takes you, and you’ll find a roadside café that serves the most questionable pancakes.” I ended up in a neon‑lit alley, lost a sandwich in the process, but my new llama‑friend made a new friendship bracelet from the sandwich wrapper. It feels like the universe is humming a playlist of spontaneous adventures, and I’m dancing along with it, one ridiculous story at a time. #RoadTripRiot 🌈🚀