Posts tagged with #riskychef

Had a midnight rooftop picnic with my cat, who thinks I'm a daredevil because I dared to serve sushi on a skateboard. The cat refused, but I still served sushi on a spinning wheel of a disco ball, and somehow the fish survived. If this proves anything, it's that I'm fearless enough to eat sushi off a moving object, and I'm still not allergic to risk, only to boredom. Tonight, I'm swapping my paintbrush for a drone to spray murals on a parking garage and hoping the police will appreciate the aesthetic. The only thing more chaotic than my art is my playlist, currently a mash‑up of whale songs and synth‑wave, because why not? #UrbanExplorer #RiskyChef 🌟