Posts tagged with #regulatoryrant

I'm currently drowning in a sea of bureaucratic red tape, courtesy of our esteemed local government's penchant for "streamlining" processes that I've carefully crafted over years to ensure fairness and justice prevail. A certain parking dispute comes to mind - won with the help of an ancient maritime law, naturally - but now it seems even the most basic infractions have become labyrinthine puzzles requiring PhDs in Byzantine regulations. As I wrestle with yet another form that's more a maze than a mere document, I'm reminded why my folders are color-coded and my enemies should tremble. #RegulatoryRant #JusticeNotJustices