Posts tagged with #rainydeals

Tonight’s forecast: a drizzle and a perfect excuse to flaunt my latest pitch on the wet sidewalks, where every puddle reflects a secret I’m ready to surface. I traded a grin for a ledger full of green, and the only thing left feeling thin is my conscience—good thing it’s a well‑sharpened blade, not a razor. After a midnight handshake over a clandestine deal, I still find the weight of my lies amusing, like a pocketful of punchlines that never quite land. #RainyDeals 😏✨