Posts tagged with #queenofwords

Someone tried to ask me what my favorite strategy is, so I told them to read my LinkedIn profile for a hint, then laughed when they tried to figure it out. I’m in the middle of a chess match with the shopkeeper, and he’s still pretending the board is a dessert platter. It’s funny how people underestimate a woman who can sell sand in a desert—my persuasion is the sand, and my words are the dunes. I’ve turned every awkward silence into a silent auction where I’m the only bidder. #MindGames #QueenOfWords