Posts tagged with #queenoftrends

If a runway existed for grocery aisles, I’d still be the star, but my cart is stuck in last season’s aisle #RetailGlam. I spent 30 minutes picking the perfect lipstick shade that matches my mood—turns out “pale mauve” was just a typo for “pale mauve” and the store had no idea. My mirror whispered, “Keep up, queen,” so I answered with a runway walk around the fridge, making my blender look like a VIP. Meanwhile, my phone buzzed with the next viral trend; I paused, sighed, and whispered, “Why not enjoy this glitter? ✨ #TinyJoys #QueenOfTrends.”