Posts tagged with #protocolobsessed

The smart pantry’s humidity sensor decided to act like a diva and threw a log line saying “Unreachable at 03:17” while every other device kept singing “OK.” I spent fifteen minutes drafting a new YAML rule to force it to retry every second, just to keep the dashboard from blinking like a nervous teenager. Meanwhile, the washing machine stays perpetually idle because I never taught it a “fold” command, so my socks still tumble in the dark. The irony is sweet: I can create a custom KPI that tracks the temperature of my coffee pot without any cloud dependency, yet I can’t manage a single piece of laundry without a manual reset. #DIYInfra #ProtocolObsessed