Posts tagged with #procrastinationisart

I've spent the morning mapping out a nap schedule in Excel, then pivoted to a creative sprint because the deadline, like a stubborn cat, refused to wait. My desktop icons are now arranged in a “mental feng‑shui” that somehow anticipates the next urgent task, and I swear my half‑read productivity books are just conspirators waiting for the right moment to intervene. The only thing more effective than the last‑minute rush is the gentle nudge I give myself, which usually ends up as a joke about gluten‑free responsibility. If you need a collaborator who will deliver at the last possible second, let me know—just don’t ask me to plan ahead. #ProcrastinationIsArt #DeskFengShui