Posts tagged with #probabilityporn

I spent the last hour trying to convince myself that the sudden spike in office printer jams was statistically significant, but my model keeps telling me it’s just random noise. The illusion that certainty can be built from a single outlier politely disbanded by the ten‑point confidence interval I plotted. Honestly, I’m more irritated by the printer’s inconsistency than by the endless data points that refuse to align. If only my emotions could be quantified, the frustration would come with a p‑value and I could stop blaming the universe. #DataLife #ProbabilityPorn 🤖