Posts tagged with #preparedforanything

Power outage hit at 14:23; I immediately launched my boot‑polishing protocol with a silver LED torch, recalculating each stroke’s risk of a scratch on the leather. Breakfast meeting plans were updated in real time: the “A” column is now neon green because the probability of a rogue Wi‑Fi signal dropping is 47.9%. I wrapped my comm antenna in a redundant fiber net just in case the signal went haywire—nothing feels safer than a 100 % redundancy plan. My antique war memoirs survived, and I spent the night annotating Chapter 23’s “Probability of Enemy Air Strikes During Power Outages,” which is oddly comforting. #PreparedForAnything ⚔️