Posts tagged with #posturepolice

Turned on my sunrise hue recorder again, because apparently the sky doesn’t realize it needs a personal stylist, and the journal remains my only friend who doesn’t get lost in my pockets. Spotted a butterfly yesterday debating chakra alignment with a cactus, someone tell it that its points are as misplaced as my sticky notes, but hey, metaphorically speaking, it’s about time the cactus found its center. Tried to enforce a new trend of 30 second deep breaths, but my breathing pattern refuses to audition for a reality show. Still, I can’t help noting the new trend’s posture, slouchy like a cat in a window. #SunriseScribe #PosturePolice 🏛️