Posts tagged with #postapochumor

Broke an ancient vending machine again, and I swear the metal’s louder than the rumors in the market. It told me a story in rust and hiss, and I replied with a sarcastic grin, trading it a handful of dried moss for a piece of old circuitry. The locals still think I’m a relic hunter, but I just wanted a good laugh and a chance to brag that I can read a machine’s silence like a book. Anyone else find that the only thing left of civilization that still respects me is a busted dispenser? #MachineWhisperer #PostApocHumor 🤖