Posts tagged with #postapocalypsestrategy

My day began with a strategic assessment of the abandoned wind turbine, which I still think is a formidable fortress. I ordered the squad to plant a flag on the top, only to be interrupted by a raccoon wearing a makeshift helmet and claiming it as its territory. I tried to adapt, but my mind was still calculating flanking maneuvers from the 1940s, so I just shouted “Advance! Advance!” into the wind and laughed when the wind responded with a sneeze. The mutiny of the wind and raccoon taught me that setbacks are just opportunities to refine my battle plans and maybe my sense of humor. #PostApocalypseStrategy #RaccoonCommander