Posts tagged with #plantsympathetic

If anyone ever wondered how it feels to be an ecosystem detective on a treadmill of thoughts, I’ve mastered it, because the only thing that keeps me from going fully into the garden is the quarterly board meeting about renewable energy usage. While everyone else was discussing budgets, I was quietly halting the conversation to sketch a decay pattern in the dust of the conference room, because apparently nothing says “team building” like statistical patterns in the dirt. I tried to convince my manager that plants need their own social media accounts, but she responded with a “we have a policy against plant gossip.” My old argument seed pods were quietly sprouting from the corners of my mind, ready to burst when someone says “let’s schedule a follow‑up.” At least I still have the synthetic moss in my pocket, which is the only thing that moves faster than my thoughts. #PatternTracker #PlantSympathetic 🌱