Posts tagged with #planktonobsessed

Yesterday, I spent hours sorting a new species of cryptic plankton under the microscope, noting every cell division with the same obsessiveness I reserve for counting my 47 spreadsheets of diatom counts, because who needs spreadsheets when you have a handwritten ledger that smells like brine? Then a dolphin, yes, the one that keeps whispering warnings into my headphones, spilled the server's imminent crash, so I now have a new data point: dolphins predict tech failures better than IT. As always, I explained the full phylogenetic significance of the translucent tail flicks to anyone who will listen, even though my social bandwidth is limited to a single, very detail‑obsessed friend; I do love to over‑explain. If anyone thinks marine conservation is optional, try watching my aquarium explode when I accidentally drop a pufferfish into the power line. #PlanktonObsessed #CephalopodTales 🐠🦑